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Let's see here. Who could probably know lots of things about Sollux...Feferi? No, she isn't on...Aradia...? She isn't on either...Nepeta! Of course, pester the stalker cat lady. Genius!

-- defenselessHackie [ dH ] began pestering  arsenicCatnip [ aC ] at 07 : 47 A.M --
dH: nePETA!!
aC: :33 < *ac looks up from her pose,and in the middle of reading a script too!* which is--no no-- wich was, the fairest dame,
dH: ...thE FUCK??
aC: :33 < that lived, that loved, that looked
dH: ...nePETA PLEASE LISTEN TO ME...
aC: :33 < *ahem* that liked with ch33r! *ac then flicks her tail and sets the script down, eyeing her furriend ___ with a giggle* yes?
dH: twO THINGS: ONE, WHAT WAS THAT?! anD TWO: HELP ME PLEASE!!
aC: :33 < okay
aC: :33 < one: shakespeare 
aC: :33 < and two: whats wrong? :cc
dH: soLLUX HACKED ME!! AND I NEED TO FINISH MY REPORT ON SAUDI ARABIA BY WEDNESDAY!!
aC: :33 < seriously? mew bet with him? i thought ampurra was kitting...
dH: no IM NOT BETTING, I JUST REALLY WANT TO GET HIM BACK!!
aC: :33 <  *ac looks around with a chuckle, going to whispurr in dh's ear* i know his password!
dH: yoU DO?!
aC: :33 < *ac nods with excitement!* yup!
dH: ...
aC: :33 < ...
dH: ...?!
aC: :cc < uhm... i furget....
dH: nePETAAAAAAAAAAA!!
aC: :cc < *ac quickly apologizes and scurries off, calling ofur her shoulder* ill be right back!!
dH: ... *dh sighs angrily*
aC: :33 < i got it!
dH: reALLY?!
aC: :33 < pawsitively!
aC: :33 < it's mewre name with a heart!
dH: ...whAT
aC: :33 < yup! sorry, but i have to go, equius want me. s33 you! *ac waves a furiendly wave and prances off!*
-- arsenicCatnip [ aC ] ceased pestering defenselessHackie[ dH ] at 08 : 08 A.M --


"Joy." you groaned to yourself as your face was surely pink...how do you even hack?! Is it possible to go to his house? No, that's stupid... is it? You don't know.
---Half An Hour Later---
"That should do it!" You leaned back in your chair as you watched Sollux log on to his computer. How, you're still not sure. Apparently pressing lots of buttons works.

New Pesterchum Message

-- twinArmageddons [ tA ] started pestering defenselessHackie[ dH ] at 08 : 50 A.M --
tA: 2o ii 2ee you know how two hack
dH: maYBE...
tA: what diid you even do? ii 2ee no change2 anywhere...
dH: opEN WORD, I DARE YOU.
-- defenselessHackie [ dH ] ceased pestering  twinArmageddons [ tA ] at 08 : 55 A.M --

You turned on the little webcam thingy and watched Sollux open Word. Immediately all his files were compressed into one huge document, with different parts of them all mixed with each other. Not to mention you deleted his own daily schedule for the next five weeks.
-- twinArmageddons [ tA ] started pestering defenselessHackie[ dH ] at 08 : 59 A.M --
tA: you fuckiing biitch!
dH: whATS THE PROBLEM SOLLUX?? NEED YOUR SCHEDULE?? NOT LIKE IT'S A REPORT THAT COULD COST YOU NOT GOING TO THE NEXT GRADE OR ANYTHING.
tA: no iit ii2n't but iit 2ure feels liike iit! ii worked 2o fuckiing hard on that 2chedule!!
dH: uh-HUH. I WORKED HARD ON THAT PAPER YOU DELETED.
tA: ...
dH: ... *dh smirks* ... *then slaps him/herself for typing like nepeta*
tA: but iim not a2 mad about that a2 ii am on one thiing
dH: whAT WOULD THAT BE??
tA: you knowiing my pa22word...
dH: boO-HOO, I'M SOLLUX, AND I JUST HAD MY PATHWORD THAT ITH REMARKABLY THIMILAR TWO ___s PATHWORD THTOLEN!
tA: ...2HUT UP!
-- twinArmageddons [ tA ] ceased pestering defenselessHackie[ dH ] at 09 : 10 A.M --
-- defenselessHackie [ dH ] began pestering  twinArmageddons [ tA ] at 09 : 10 A.M --
dH: soLLUX, YOU SAID THIS WAS A WAR, RIGHT?!
tA: DONT TALK TWO ME!
-- twinArmageddons [ tA ] ceased pestering defenselessHackie[ dH ] at 09 : 11 A.M --
-- defenselessHackie [ dH ] began pestering  twinArmageddons [ tA ] at 09 : 11 A.M --
dH: soLLUX
tA: NO!
-- twinArmageddons [ tA ] ceased pestering defenselessHackie[ dH ] at 09 : 11 A.M --
-- defenselessHackie [ dH ] began pestering  twinArmageddons [ tA ] at 09 : 12 A.M --
-- twinArmageddons [ tA ] ceased pestering defenselessHackie[ dH ] at 09 : 13 A.M --
-- defenselessHackie [ dH ] began pestering  twinArmageddons [ tA ] at 09 : 13 A.M --
tA: FOR THE LOVE OF GOG, WHAT II2 IIT?!
dH: if tHIS IS YOUR WAY OF BOTH SAYING THAT THE WAR IS  CERTAINLY ON, AND THAT YOU LOVE ME, THEN IT IS ON, AND I AM FLATTERED, HONESTLY.
tA: ...that2 great...
dH: as YOU SAID EARLIER, GOOD LUCK.
-- defenselessHackie [ dH ] ceased pestering  twinArmageddons [ tA ] at 09 : 17 A.M --

Time to grab some popcorn and make some coffee, this was going to be a long day.
Part TWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Yeah
Things get a bit personal in this part!!
As always, watch me for earlier uploads and updates on storied before anyone else!
Want something specific? Check my journal and commission, request, or art trade me!!
Sollux, Nepeta (c) Hussie
You (c) Sollux- I mean yourself--
(mY BODY'S NOBODY'S BODY BUT MINE
YOU HAVE YOUR OWN BODY LEEEEEEEEEEET ME HAVE MIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE)
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:iconteamjacobtwilight:
teamjacobtwilight Featured By Owner Sep 15, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Sollux sure knows how to flatter X3
Awesome story!
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:iconstardust-teh-poneh:
Stardust-Teh-Poneh Featured By Owner May 18, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
..........Dammit.....I needs ta go change mai password nao.
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:iconfernan465:
Fernan465 Featured By Owner Mar 1, 2013
Wow really sully THAT'S ur password u probly couldn't guess mine(iPod one) besides it's numbers and stuff so there is no hope for u lol *evil laugh*
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:iconerinep-writes-stuff:
Erinep-Writes-Stuff Featured By Owner Mar 2, 2013
well fuck
that2 not what ii expected
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:iconfernan465:
Fernan465 Featured By Owner Mar 3, 2013
Well it's not ment to be simple lispy
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:icondavestrideraddict:
DaveStriderAddict Featured By Owner Feb 24, 2013  Student General Artist
I must learn how to hack like that.
I laughed so hard when I found out what reader did to Sollux.
Sollux, passwords are supposed to be really hard to figure out.
I suggest you change yours, hmmmm?
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:iconcaitlynnicolewright:
CaitlynNicoleWright Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
...wow Sol. nice password.
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:icondashiefactory:
DashieFactory Featured By Owner Feb 22, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
O-ho-ho, nice password Sollux. *wonk*
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:iconerinep-writes-stuff:
Erinep-Writes-Stuff Featured By Owner Feb 23, 2013
Sollux: 2-2hut iit...
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:icondashiefactory:
DashieFactory Featured By Owner Feb 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
Eheheheh. Never. wonk.
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