You muttered to yourself as you sat up in bed, groggily. Your hair was ruffled and you could personally care less.Though the fact was true, there was one thing you did care about. What day of week it was. You had a natural setting in your mind to wake yourself up around when you set your alarm clock to go off. Wait- your alarm clock didn't go off. What time was it? 7:05 A.M, February 25th, 2013. School canceled due to unexpected snow storm. Your digital calendar read.
You stood up and yawned, a small smile stretching across your face. No school today. Sweet. Just to be sure, you peeked out your window and surely enough, snow was everywhere. You hope your cat is okay...Yeah, you let her in last night. With another yawn, you shuffled over to your laptop and cracked it open.
Password wrong; attempts until auto-shutdown: 2
You stared at your screen; it took you a good five seconds to realize what it was saying. "You better not be hacked..." you stroked the side of your computer with a yawn. You spoke to your computer. Weird, yes. Normal, no. It was a thing only you did.
"...CAPS LOCK YOU FIEND!" you shouted, cupping your hands over your mouth because that probably woke your parents up if they hadn't gone to work, er, if the snowstorm hadn't stopped them. Whatever.
Password accepted; Welcome, ____!
Sweet, sweet technology! Alright. You pulled up your to-do list in Word and examined it. You always made a list for things to do daily. On the agenda:
1) Check Pesterchum
2) Answer Pesterchum
3) Work on Essay on Saudi Arabia for Social Studies class. Due Wednesday!
Oh yeah; the essay. Way to go mid-west countries! Or was it mid-east...? Forget that; this isn't world geography!
What the hell was that on your screen?! Big bold mustard yellow words:
Congrat2, you've been hacked. Enjoy the riide, kiid.
"It is on." you hissed at your computer screen. You worked HARD on that essay, you only had to do the last paragraph! Wait. Pesterchum.
No new messages. Of course.
-- defenselessHackie [ dH ] began pestering twinArmageddons [ tA ] at 07 : 34 A.M --
dH: whAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING?!
tA: ii dont have a clue what you are iimplyiing here, dH. heh.
dH: doNT PLAY THAT CARD ON ME!! YOU EVEN SET UP MY QUIRK?! DUDE!!
tA: dont you remember, dH? 2aturday at eriidan2 hou2e, we made a bet two 2ee who ii2 the be2t hacker.
dH: i rEMEMBER NOTHING OF THE SORT!!
tA: two bad. iit's on. go ahead and a2k for kk'2 help or 2omethiing. good luck.
-- twinArmageddons [ tA ] ceased pestering defenselessHackie[ dH ] at 07 : 40 A.M --
On? Oh god...You like technology, but you sure as heck cannot plan it... This is gonna be tough...